One of my female students really wants to study in America when she gets to high school. Her English is poor and my Chinese was not fluent enough to be able to understand 100% of what she was telling me. So we decided to use good ol’ Google translate to help decipher her meaning. With a concerned look, she finished typing and pointed to the computer screen. The translation was:
“you can help teach me to prevent the indecent assaults of American boys”.